Actually, they are turkeys voting for the other turkey: all in a cage getting fed by the Money that farms them, using guns, fear and lies as fertilizer for their power crops. Trump wants to fantasize that he's that Money, but he's just another one of the turkeys, a tool of Money. He's an advertising icon, unfortunately-just like Jesus and God, using bullying and bluster to steal our time and attention while groupies like Mitch McConnell maneuver the system in the shadows and throw away our money on anachronistic colonization schemes.