Avocado farming? Grass fed Bison, maybe, but the primary function of most farmers is killing shit and cleaning shit up. The rest is playing with the animals and machinery. Avocadoes don’t kick you in the face and put you in the gutter, so there’s that, I suppose. ;)

“ ’E must be a king!”

“Why you say 'at?”

“Because ’e ain’t got shit all over 'im.”

-Monty Python

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