Good list. Two more:

*Everything is priced 10 times what it was when you were a kid, except wages. Get over it. Pay your help more.

*Everyone is stupid (and getting dumber). Telling them how stupid they are doesn't make you or them any smarter, and they'll just google it to prove you may be right, and that they don't have to know anything. Yes, the world as you knew it doesn't exist.