I appreciate that some people have hope. I had one once, but the wheels fell off, so I scrapped it and built a vehicle out of disdain and contempt instead. It isn’t worth much to anyone else, so I’m not tempted to sell it. I just drive it off the beaten path and try to find low hanging fruit before it hits the ground and rots (civilization).

I’m too tired and cynical for chasing dreams, but that doesn’t mean you can’t. Happy hunting!