I have asked before, "If there's only one true God, why are there so many competing religions?"

If God is omniscient and omnipresent, perhaps He should have mentioned the millions of people and the whole other side of the world.

Not a fucking peep about the First Peeps.

Science is paganism when you put it all together : each new particle found is another god to serve us. If we would only stop paying homage to the Ultimate Aristocrat in the sky.