I like this because it fits my analogy.

"A corporation is a pile of money to which a group of men swear moral allegiance." -Wendell Berry

Wall Street (and banks) is where everyone places bets on the competitive moral turpitude of those men.

Cryptocurrency is where people place bets that the monetary value of functional work of people and places will remain after the entire structure of civilization collapses around competitive consumptionism, and they'll be able to buy the same things they buy now with money that depended on having internet.

Let's just call it, "Balaji's Bet".