I love most animals. I wouldn't say I'm a cat person; except cats tend to follow me. Dogs can be useful and smart, but the smartest dog is probably eating cat poop when you're not looking. Unlike people, dogs don't believe in it as a methodology. They just do shit.

People do shit. Then they come up with reasons for doing shit: in that order. Cats are disturbing because they don't care that they don't have reasons, and humans have too many (cats, reasons and dogs).