Maybe we're looking for a crack in the wall of Fanatical Consumptionism to stick in a wedge or a toe to get a leg up and throw something over the wall that will knock one of those goddamned Optimist Pigeons off the top so all of those fucking internet kittehs have something to eat that isn't sucked out of the oceans by maritime slavers.

;)

Toxic optimism, like The Economy of Stupid, is killing us all.