Oh, I remember the '70s alright. Bullies, crooked cops, teachers with sticks and paddles, daily death tolls from Vietnam (or was that the '60s?), crew cuts on the Moon, 'living' on poverty farm (but not as poor as the neighbor farmer who didn't have 8 little slaves, and not as rich as the one who had none). Discos were as far away as WLS and Vietnam. Mrs Miller was hot (Cher hair), and "Ms" B was out of place.

Presidents who knew when to quit. Presidents who don't know what room they're in. Presidents who thought too much for their own good. Kennedys everywhere.

Drugs, drugs and more drugs.

Women's liberation: girls with pot (aka "Catholics").

Anyone remember when girls pretended to be dumb just to be normal and boys were dumb from being hit on the head?

Nobody pretends anymore. All this "authentic" stupid just sucks. I can't believe women put up with it. Mrs. Elliot would say, "Get out to the woods and get me a switch to beat you with."