On top of that, ideas are like armpits: everyone has at least two and they both probably stink, so don’t go mortgage your house because of the first dumbass thing that pops into your head.

My bumper sticker says, “Follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid.” It’s my lot in life to determine how stupid other people’s dreams are (Test technician), and believe it when I say that we don’t really need all that many new ways to waste resources. Plenty of crap has already been invented, and most of it only makes people lazy and stupid, anyway.

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