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·Dec 22, 2020

Sam Kinnison did a standup about Love that just flashed. "Love gets me..every..fuckin'..time, folks. Come on in! The water's fine. Come on. I won't hurt you again..[opens door] AAAAHHH! AAAAHHH! [slams door]. I thought it was the door to love! IT WAS THE DOOR TO HELL!!!"

… destroy everything you desire, with your hands empty and outstretched, saying “Can we be friends?” And of course it’s going to say “Sure! Come on in” through its dripping fangs.

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