The internet has ruined food. Whether it's the FODMAP diet, the supplements, the scare stories, or the competitions over who has the gloppiest, sacharine-est recipe to try and kill their husband, there's always something telling us not to eat.

Now, we can't drink water, either.

Just go over and start working on the Caddy like you know what you're doing. The owner will probably tell you everything about how to fix it and then give it to you. Don't you watch TV?